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Sal kan doen met goedkoper petrol.
http://www.sake24.com/Maatskappye/Nywerheid/Petrolprys-kan-heelwat-daal-20111121

The girl you just called fat…she stuffs her pie hole with junk food all the time, The girl you just called ugly… yeah well, it’s in her genes, just look at her fugly parents, The boy you just tripped… next time he will watch his step, See the man with the ugly scars… the dumb fuck did not wear a helmet and fell of his bike, The 14 year old girl with a kid, that you just called a slut…her poor unborn baby because the slut does not know who the father is, That guy you just made fun of for crying… yeah well, he is French, the sissy!

Lekker reënweer.

Today the 11/11/11 at 11:11:11 absolutely nothing special will happen, except Julius won’t be at his desk!

Jou vrou skree by die voordeur en jou hond blaf by die agterdeur … vir wie maak jy eerste oop ? ………die hond , want hy hou op raas sodra hy binne is .

The South African Department of Labour claimed a small Robertson farmer was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.
Department of Labour Employee: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.”
Farmer: “Well, there’s my farm hand that’s been with me for 30 years. I pay him R1 400 a week plus free room and board. Then there’s the mentally challen…ged worker. He works about 18 hours a day, seven days a week and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about R100 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of brandy every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.”
Department of Labour Employee: “That’s the guy I want to talk to….the mentally challenged one.”
Farmer: “That would be me.”

Girl walks into the pub and orders two tequilas, downs one and chucks the other into the front of her panties! Barman says wtf, she says “I just won the lotto and that’s the only doos I’m sharing it with!”

Lekker warm. Sal later seker maar ‘n yskoue bier kap.

Cool stuff!